Parodies for Nuclear Power.
Lizzo – Truth Hurts parody. Here’s the original for reference, and here’s an instrumental version for anyone who wants to sing along.
Why wind great ’til it gotta blow great?
Woo
I just took a DNA test, turns out I’m 100% concerned
That my country’s going crazy
Yeah, we got fuel problems, that’s the human in us
Bling bling, nuclear solves ’em, that’s pragmatic of us
You coulda had a wind farm, non-committal
back it up with nat-gas, “just a little”
You’re ‘posed to build nukes out, but you’re holding ’em back
And that’s the sound of coal making a comeback
Why wind great ’til the wind don’t blow great?
No solar, on an overcast day
Best friend sat me down and said listen here
Our only solution is nuclear
No gas backing up in foul weather
No pollution, this is why it’s better
Truth hurts, needing nuclear more than ever,
Bom bom bi dom bi dum bum bay
You tried a solar farm?
Oh, that breaks my heart
That you thought you ever had it
No, you ain’t from the start
Hey, I’m glad you think 30% capacity is sufficient
nukes will never, ever, ever, ever, be that inefficient
I put the A-A-A in Safety
Ain’t worried ’bout a meldown, that’s just crazy
So you can tell your Prez, “build those nukes where we need ’em”
China’s ahead of us but we can beat ’em
Why wind great ’til the wind don’t blow great?
No solar, on an overcast day
Best friend sat me down and said listen here
Our only solution is nuclear
No gas backing up in foul weather
No pollution, this is why it’s better
Truth hurts, needing nuclear more than ever,
Bom bom bi dom bi dum bum bay
I’ma split that U in a minute
That’s real environmentalism
We don’t tell no lies, we don’t do goodbyes
We just push that nuclear like aye yi yi
I’ma split that U in a minute
That’s real environmentalism
We don’t tell no lies, we don’t do goodbyes
We just push that nuclear like aye yi yi
Why wind great ’til the wind don’t blow great?
No solar, on an overcast day
Best friend sat me down and said listen here
Our only solution is nuclear
No gas backing up in foul weather
No pollution, this is why it’s better
Truth hurts, needing nuclear more than ever,
Bom bom bi dom bi dum bum bay
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